A man walks into a bar and spots a sign that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: £2.50
Chicken Sandwich: £3.50
Hand Job: £10.00

THERE was an old woman who lived in a shoe – well Ruth Miller may not be so old but she sure does live in an oversized piece of footwear.

CAROL Voderman's cleavage is fast becoming the biggest asset to attracting male viewers to ITV's Loose Women show.