A BARTENDER asks a man sitting at the bar "What'll you have?" and the man answers "a scotch, please."
The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the man replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer - which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance - there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender is not impressed and says to the man: "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."
The next day, same man walks into the bar.
The bartender says: "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!"
The man says: "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life!"
The bartender replies: "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
Quick as a flash the man says: "Thank you very much. Make it a scotch!"