Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Walking home very drunk they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they could pee there.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin it but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and used that.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said: "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt which said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'