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Joke of the Day 15 June 2011

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joke-of-the-dayA MAN goes to the doctors...

 

… and says “Doctor, doctor I'm not feeling well.”

The doctor carries out tests and comes back with the results.

The doctor says “I'm afraid I have some very bad news. You're dying, and you don't have much time left.”

The man says: “Oh my God, that's terrible! How much time do I have?”

“Ten”, the doctor says sadly.

“Ten?” the man inquires... “Ten what? Ten months? Ten weeks? Ten what?!”

 The doctor interrupts, “9, 8, 7...”


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