A MAN goes to the doctors...

… and says “Doctor, doctor I'm not feeling well.”

The doctor carries out tests and comes back with the results.

The doctor says “I'm afraid I have some very bad news. You're dying, and you don't have much time left.”

The man says: “Oh my God, that's terrible! How much time do I have?”

“Ten”, the doctor says sadly.

“Ten?” the man inquires... “Ten what? Ten months? Ten weeks? Ten what?!”

 The doctor interrupts, “9, 8, 7...”