Alloy is self-styled web comedian, who's YouTube channel is reported on Wikipedia to be among the Top 50.
This is slightly mystifying as it contains little more than the inane ramblings of a slightly dull high school student, amateruishly and annoyingly edited to look, ahem, edgy.
Still, Ms Alloy is smart enough to keep her not inconsiderable cleavage centre-frame at all times.
She writes on her Twitter profile: “I like to make love to the world. And I tweet a lot. You have been warned!”
So, this video...
Ms Alloy, who in 2009 presented a live text chat during the birth of her daughter Lulu, films herself delightedly opening a huge box stuffed with goodies from a 'fan'.
One of the presents is a cellphone with the fan's number pre-programmed into it.
As Skillz506 commented: "There's a line between being cute and being creepy."
See just how far it can be crossed here...
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